
Low & Slow. Loud & Sarcastic.
Funny BBQ tees, sweatshirts and hoodies for pitmasters, grill dads and backyard smokers.

Sorry I Was Watching Meat
From $29.99$39.99

Smoke Show
From $29.99$39.99

Smoking Kills Hunger
From $29.99$39.99

Meat In Progress
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Mediocre Griller
From $29.99$39.99

Pork Butt Enthusiast
From $29.99$39.99

Vegetables Tolerated
From $29.99$39.99

The Brisket Isn't Ready
From $29.99$39.99

Cheaper Than Therapy
From $29.99$39.99

Charcoal Is My Cardio
From $29.99$39.99

Aged, Smoked, Seasoned
From $29.99$39.99

No Ketchup
From $29.99$39.99

Grandpa Of The Grill
From $29.99$39.99

Brisket Beer And Naps
From $29.99$39.99

I Own A Thermometer
From $29.99$39.99

Bone Appetit
From $29.99$39.99

My Wood Is Seasoned
From $29.99$39.99

Charcoal Over Gas
From $29.99$39.99

Smoke And Silence
From $29.99$39.99

Retired Now I Smoke Meat
From $29.99$39.99

Talking To My Smoker
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12 Hours Of Smoking
From $29.99$39.99

Sauce Is A Crutch
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Brisket Is Resting
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About
Welcome to Smoke & Sarcasm, where the brisket is tender and the jokes are well done.
We make funny BBQ shirts, sweatshirts and hoodies for people who take their meat seriously and everything else not at all. Pitmasters, grill dads, weekend smokers, rib snobs and anyone who has ever said "it's almost ready" for three hours straight: this is your place.
Every design is printed on demand in the USA just for you, on soft and comfortable Gildan apparel, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste. Pick your favorite, pick your color, and wear it proudly at the next cookout. Or give it to the person who never lets anyone else touch the grill.
Why shop with us:
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- Printed in the USA and shipped to any US address
- Free shipping on orders over $50
- Original designs you won't find in big box stores
- Friendly support: write to us any time and a real person will answer
Questions about your order, sizing or a design idea? Email us at [email protected] and we'll get back to you within 1–2 business days.
Stay smoky.