I'm Only Here For The Bark

Forget the flat, forget the point. Some of us just show up for that crusty, peppery bark.

📏 Find My Size (Unisex)

• Unisex classic fit, true to size. Women may prefer one size down.
• Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed fit.

🔥 Fabric & Care

• T-shirt: Gildan Softstyle, 100% ring-spun cotton (heathers are blends), soft and light.
• Sweatshirt & Hoodie: Gildan Heavy Blend, 50/50 fleece. The hoodie has a double-lined hood and a front pocket.
• Care: wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, don't iron the print.

🚚 Shipping

• Printed in the USA, made to order just for you.
• Free shipping on orders over $50. US addresses only.

🎁 Giving It As A Gift

• Great for birthdays, Father's Day, Christmas and cookout season.
• Not sure of the size? A hoodie is the safest pick.

💬 Real Support

• Arrived damaged or misprinted? Email us and we'll make it right.