The Kitchen Scares Me

Fearless at the grill, terrified of the oven. Cartoon grill and scared oven design in bright colors. Funny gift for grill dads and BBQ lovers who only cook outdoors.

📏 Find My Size (Unisex)

• Unisex classic fit, true to size. Women may prefer one size down.
• Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed fit.

🔥 Fabric & Care

• T-shirt: Gildan Softstyle, 100% ring-spun cotton (heathers are blends), soft and light.
• Sweatshirt & Hoodie: Gildan Heavy Blend, 50/50 fleece. The hoodie has a double-lined hood and a front pocket.
• Care: wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, don't iron the print.

🚚 Shipping

• Printed in the USA, made to order just for you.
• Free shipping on orders over $50. US addresses only.

🎁 Giving It As A Gift

• Great for birthdays, Father's Day, Christmas and cookout season.
• Not sure of the size? A hoodie is the safest pick.

💬 Real Support

• Arrived damaged or misprinted? Email us and we'll make it right.